Stepsis knullar min cinco de mayo

Hours have passed since my blind date has answered my texts.. I guess this is what it feels like to be stood up for the first time. And at my own Cinco De Mayo party too! How lame is that? At least stepsis has my back. She noticed I hid away in my room from the embarrassment, and brought me a cup of punch to cheer me up. The gesture was sweet, but I suddenly wasn't in the "party mood" anymore.