If only I wasn’t home schooled and LDS I could try this out. I know this isn’t real but I hope it’s true somewhere. Except maybe the “truancy officer” gets me pregnant, and then later tells me not only is he not an officer but that he doesn’t give a fuck that I couldn’t keep my legs closed or take birth control, and tells me, “Fuck you and your baby go abort that shit you fucking stupid slut bitch! Don’t make me tell you again!”